Sunday Times, February 26, 2017
Since when has height been correlated with intelligence? Are short people normally thick? The Sunday Times liked this novel idea so much that it was pulled out for a display quote. A sub must consider not only grammar, spelling and punctuation, but also whether the words make sense or if, as here, they are pure drivel.
Times, February 25, 2017
I find this ugly Americanism quite unacceptable, and I would think most Times readers do too.
i newspaper, February 25, 2017 Page 2 (59 words)
This is truly pathetic. There is room for only three sentences, yet the third is almost identical to the first. Here is the main story on Page 9:
Admittedly it’s pretty thin, but there is enough to make three different sentences in the write-off. (Nice headline, by the way.) This is how I would have done it:
Being able to see birds from your window can have a positive effect on mental health, say researchers. Studies in Milton Keynes, Luton and Bedford found that lower levels of stress, anxiety and depression were associated with seeing more birds, as well as trees and shrubs. Common species glimpsed included blackbirds, robins, bluetits and crows. (55 words, and not one ‘people’)
Here, we reveal how the scars of Karen Matthews’s crime have yet to heal — and . . .
Mail Online, February 22, 2017
Scars don’t heal, they fade; wounds heal, leaving scars.
You have a good story about Sir David Attenborough doing a new nature series at the age of 90. Do you:
Times, February 20, 2017
(a) Try to dress it up with a baffling intro and throw in some anthropomorphism, or . . .
i newspaper, February 20, 2017
(b) do a straight intro which readers will understand at once and make them want to find out more?
It’s no contest, is it?
Sunday Times, February 19, 2017
Five hundred years is half a millennium, not half a millennia, which is a plural. This is like saying ‘half a centuries’.
i newspaper, February 18, 2017
Birds do not give birth. They lay eggs, which hatch. It would be better to say ‘Wisdom, the world’s oldest known seabird, has become a mother again in her seventh decade.’ I would lose the line about being the oldest breeding bird in the wild to avoid repetition. Anyway, how can this be stated as fact? In the third par from the end, I would say ‘albatrosses’ rather than ‘albatross’. And in the last par, is it really necessary to point out that an albatross is large?
PS The caption curse strikes again:
The Times, February 16, 2017
I don’t think there is any shame in not knowing when the Eurovision Song Contest is due to be held. From this piece it could be next week or December, and it makes a difference to how much time there is left to get it organised, and therefore the chances of cancellation. (Actually I have looked it up, and it’s May, but readers should not have to do this.) It would also be useful to know how many, if any, of the committee are left for the same reason.
i newspaper, February 14, 2017
This is unforgivable.
The Times, February 14, 2017
First, an irritating non sequitur. What on earth has being ‘a star in the ballad world’ got to do with his height? Second, what is the relevance of John Bercow to a pop singer? I suspect none at all. Third, one of those annoying questions left unanswered – what height is Mr Bercow? Are we all supposed to know? How else can we calculate what height Mr Blunt is? A 30-second glance at the internet reveals that the Speaker (which would also have been a useful reference, if you needed to mention Mr Bercow at all) is around 5ft 6in while the singer is about 5ft 7in.