Mail Online, June 23, 2023

I would not have believed even the cretins at Mail Online could get ‘submersible’ so wrong. What’s a stronger word than ‘despair’? (I will ignore the fact that the close quote should be before the full point.)

Withybush: Child hurt after car hits pedestrians at hospital

BBC  News online, June 21, 2023

There seems to be a firm conviction these days that ‘after’ means the same as ‘when’, but ‘after’ means it happened later. This heading implies that the car hit the pedestrians and that subsequently someone came along and hurt the child.

Times, June 13, 2023

A sweet innocent wrote this heading (on an article by a man) but there should be an adult on the Times who would have realised this would cause snorting at breakfast tables all over the country. Subs have got to have dirty minds.