i newspaper, February 25, 2017 Page 2 (59 words)
This is truly pathetic. There is room for only three sentences, yet the third is almost identical to the first. Here is the main story on Page 9:
Admittedly it’s pretty thin, but there is enough to make three different sentences in the write-off. (Nice headline, by the way.) This is how I would have done it:
Being able to see birds from your window can have a positive effect on mental health, say researchers. Studies in Milton Keynes, Luton and Bedford found that lower levels of stress, anxiety and depression were associated with seeing more birds, as well as trees and shrubs. Common species glimpsed included blackbirds, robins, bluetits and crows. (55 words, and not one ‘people’)
Here, we reveal how the scars of Karen Matthews’s crime have yet to heal — and . . .
Mail Online, February 22, 2017
Scars don’t heal, they fade; wounds heal, leaving scars.
You have a good story about Sir David Attenborough doing a new nature series at the age of 90. Do you:
Times, February 20, 2017
(a) Try to dress it up with a baffling intro and throw in some anthropomorphism, or . . .
i newspaper, February 20, 2017
(b) do a straight intro which readers will understand at once and make them want to find out more?
It’s no contest, is it?
Sunday Times, February 19, 2017
Five hundred years is half a millennium, not half a millennia, which is a plural. This is like saying ‘half a centuries’.
i newspaper, February 18, 2017
Birds do not give birth. They lay eggs, which hatch. It would be better to say ‘Wisdom, the world’s oldest known seabird, has become a mother again in her seventh decade.’ I would lose the line about being the oldest breeding bird in the wild to avoid repetition. Anyway, how can this be stated as fact? In the third par from the end, I would say ‘albatrosses’ rather than ‘albatross’. And in the last par, is it really necessary to point out that an albatross is large?
PS The caption curse strikes again:
The Times, February 16, 2017
I don’t think there is any shame in not knowing when the Eurovision Song Contest is due to be held. From this piece it could be next week or December, and it makes a difference to how much time there is left to get it organised, and therefore the chances of cancellation. (Actually I have looked it up, and it’s May, but readers should not have to do this.) It would also be useful to know how many, if any, of the committee are left for the same reason.
i newspaper, February 14, 2017
This is unforgivable.
The Times, February 14, 2017
First, an irritating non sequitur. What on earth has being ‘a star in the ballad world’ got to do with his height? Second, what is the relevance of John Bercow to a pop singer? I suspect none at all. Third, one of those annoying questions left unanswered – what height is Mr Bercow? Are we all supposed to know? How else can we calculate what height Mr Blunt is? A 30-second glance at the internet reveals that the Speaker (which would also have been a useful reference, if you needed to mention Mr Bercow at all) is around 5ft 6in while the singer is about 5ft 7in.
Daily Express, February 11, 2017
A lovely heading – what a shame to take the shine off it with three dots (ellipses) crammed in. The page or type could easily have been adjusted to fill out the line. The ellipses in the last paragraph and the caption also look wrong because there should be a full space at the start and end, and half spaces between the dots, like this . . . except that I don’t know how to do half spaces on this computer, so these are all full spaces.
In the caption I would have used a colon rather than ellipses, and it should be ‘under water’ not ‘underwater’, which is an adjective as correctly used in the fourth paragraph.
The Times, February 10, 2017
A best-loved passenger train? Is there a chart listing trains in order of the affection in which they are held? Has anyone ever been heard to say ‘I really love the InterCity 125 – I would not travel on anything else’? This is sheer nonsense.